May 2013
175 posts
howtobeterrell:
wordsaretimeless:
popitfadatnigga:
dirrtyfilthynasty:
Tyrese said if a man isn’t a minute man, then you have a wack pussy. He said that being a minute man is a compliment to the woman. “If you’re in the bed for like 45 minutes and nothing is happening, you should get your life together.”
Lmao @ making excuses for giving out wack dick.
SO I guess we just found out...
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
thecompanionsdoctor:
thecompanionsdoctor:
Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif
and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this
Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
Which one of you assholes...
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Yesterday I kissed.
I kissed this man until my left became my right. I kissed until my knees became rug burned. I kissed until all that negativity living inside of me dissolved. I laughed. I straddled. I lived. I moved. I teased. I kissed.
and it felt fabulous. Making out is completely underrated. Go grab somebody by the back of the head and show them just how skillful that mouth of yours is. They’ll most...
thatblckgrl:
acciohealthylifestyleeeee:
I hate recipes that require like 40 weird ass ingredients. I only have eggs, milk, flour and sugar I have no time or money to look for your 3 cups of baby dragons saliva.
*Lol
“As I mature I realize that I talk to myself more, I correct my own mistakes, I...”
– (via awakeningapril)
“The biggest coward is a man who awakens a woman’s love with no intention of...”
– Bob Marley (via rinoya)
“I don’t want just words. If that’s all you have for me, you’d better go.”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via valiuum)
itaylorrae:
just-call-me-vendetta:
morphinginthepuhsea:
chrssy:
riding your man like
LMSDOPAJAIUEBUHRJEKKDFJKFD
……………………………………..I lost all my cans!
I was not expecting that, and may or may not have piddled a little bit.
aww shit. time of death 11:27 am.
kingjaffejoffer:
I’m still rolling at pre-paying for weed.
“Hello? Yes I’d like to purchase the dub sack. No… not now, I want it Friday. I’m just paying now Yes… yes thank you”
LOLLLL!!
“Whatever comes, let it come. What stays, let it stay. What goes, let it go.”
– Papaji (via dumbwhitegirl)
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You have diminished me.
You have evoked a sadness in me. Dissappointed me. Yet, you still hold me captive. Foolish I remain. Foolish little me.
“Do the best you can until you know better. Then when you know better, do better.”
– Maya Angelou (via nofatnowhip)
“I think it’s intoxicating when somebody is so unapologetically who they are.”
– Don Cheadle (via goldentulips)
“If you meet someone whose soul is not aligned with yours, send them love and...”
– Wayne W. Dyer (via thatkindofwoman)
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Quick Shoutout
to the schnazzy folks I follow. You all have been posting some incredible quotes that I of course have been reblogging but also internalizing. Every quote seems to directly relate to my life. Gives me a new perspective and in turn makes me a wee bit wiser. So thank you.
“We are sun and moon, dear friend; we are sea and land. It is not our purpose to...”
– Hermann Hesse (via budddha)
“I am too intelligent, too demanding, and too resourceful for anyone to be able...”
– Simone de Beauvoir (via awakeningapril) 